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New York City, 1941
shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
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Colorful Origami Street Art Installations by Mademoiselle Maurice
I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.
Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.
And the grand finale: Hi Homeland Security How Are You Hope You’re Enjoying My Browsing I’m Not Really Going to Weaponize Smallpox I Just Need to Be Sure of the Symptomatic Progression After a Virulence Spike (Hint It’s Pretty Fast).
The Reboot: I Swear I’m Just Trying To Figure Out Which Knots Are Strongest. I’m Not A Murderer or an Accomplace…
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ABSOLUTELY.
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The length of a girls hair does not dictate her sexuality
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we’re not gonna put up with your shit
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The essence of good journalism.
Wow. The essence of my convo about an employee of one of my clients who dropped the ball. Said the exact same thing to a colleague.
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Scandal Season 2 Outtakes/Bloopers coming soon!
Kerry why are you teasing us????
Yessss!
Cause her little bum needs spanking that is why!
^Agreed. TG needs to handle her with his WWHL paddle…
